April 2011
280 posts
Anonymous asked: If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along?
Anonymous asked: you're fabulous. ;)
So, I've decided my college/future plans.
I’ll start out by graduating high school. Then, I’ll go to a Jr. College to get my first two years of general ed. When all that is over with, I’ll go onto a really good nursing school. Graduate from there, and start ballin’. They make pretty good money, and that’s pretty cool. Then I’ll become best friends with Miley Cyrus and everything will be okay.
Me: Mama, you should get a tattoo right here. You’d look really faaaancy.
Mayo: I’d look like Fraaank Sinatra.
OHMYGOD MY MOM IS SO FUNNY.
I'm hungry.
San Diegooo.
Rigo, Milani, and I in the hotel room in San Diego.
Milani on the phone with her aunt: Just in our room eating breakfast. We’re eating croissants.
Me:Yes, croissants, because me and Rigo are fancy bitches.
Rigo: *Giggles*
Yes.
I swear some people try to damn hard to spell like...
This conditioner makes my hair so soft and smell...
I've spent the whole day "cleaning my room" now...
So I was just in my brother Gerardo's room showing...
So now I’m going to take a screen capture and put this on his facebook wall so people can see how rude he is..
I go hard on the paint WAKA FLAKA WAKA FLAKA...
teachateach:
Funny conversation in class today.
Movie: “But what will I do now?”
Student whispers: “Jackoff”
Me: “No inappropriate comments during the movie please”
Student surprised: “You heard that?”
Me: “Don’t you know by now that I hear everything”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Skype is so awkward sometimes! Hahahaha..
Maria, you have jungle fever.
– Jenny.
OH my GOD. HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Just ate some good ass KFC. Ouuu that grilled...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I find this so cute.
morvarid asked: oh my gosh. So when you reblogged my quote, someone reblogged from you, then someone else did, then like on and on, till like so far, now it has TWENTY notes! That's the most I've ever had lmaooo Thank youuu Maria!!!
❒Single ❒Taken ✔I’m Fresher Than A Motherfucker
blasianxbri:
armanijayla:
Chris Brown gifs always make me smile : D
I want to make some pillows.
Oh hell no, this girl tried to correct me even...
I don’t find that funny.
Awww...
I love this girl… We might go tanning one of these days :D
I can't believe I'm on tumblr now... This essay...
Its a fight, I’m fighting myself.
My sister-in-law made a tumblr... About her...
We have 33 days left, juniors!
hershaaawwwnomnomnom:
LOLOLOL I need to do my APLit assignment... Or do...
OH my GOD Lucy is going to make a tumblr...